AI-powered IT reality checks
Your IT is a joke.
Let’s fix the punchline.
Your IT department won’t tell you the truth. We will. Get a brutally funny assessment of your business technology—and a clear path to making it less terrifying.
Based on your answers. Not a scan of your systems.
“That’s not a backup strategy. That’s a motivational poster.”
The scenario: backups haven’t been tested in two years.
Our promise. No inflated claims.
From roast to roadmap
Funny report.
Serious wake-up call.
For business owners who don’t speak IT—and IT providers tired of explaining why a server under a desk isn’t disaster recovery.
The joke gets your attention.
The action plan tells you what to do with it.
Tell us where the bodies are buried.
Answer structured questions about your devices, backups, security, and who actually handles IT. No network access required.
Get roasted. Get perspective.
Receive an AI-powered roast and a technology risk score based on your answers. Laugh at the punchlines; pay attention to the warning signs.
Turn the damage into a plan.
Upgrade to a detailed risk report with prioritized recommendations and a PDF you can take to your IT provider.
For MSPs & multi-location businesses
Make the reality check your own.
White-label assessments and lead capture for MSPs. Multi-location reporting and custom integrations for enterprise and franchise teams.
Choose your level of reality
The roast is free.
The clarity goes deeper.
Start with a reality check. Pay for a detailed plan or bring ByteRoast to your own clients.
Free Tech Roast
A structured assessment, a roast, and your technology risk score.
$0
Detailed IT Risk Report
A one-time report with an action plan, recommendations, and PDF.
$49
MSP White-Label
Branded assessments and lead capture for your IT business.
$199/mo
Enterprise / Franchise
Multi-location assessments and custom integrations.
$999/mo
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Less denial. Better IT.
Think your business can take it?
Find out what your setup says about you. Then give your business a better story.